I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
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You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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