This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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