2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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