fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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