did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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