But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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