we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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