I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
the room spins SO much faster in panama
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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