my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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