hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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