Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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