I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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