"it" just moved
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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