I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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