How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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