this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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