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Only a mothe r could love this liver
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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