and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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