ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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