do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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