What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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