i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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