Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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