My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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