i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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