So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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