either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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