There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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