My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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