you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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