Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
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I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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