only if we run a train.
done.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
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I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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