i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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