fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
nutella sex= disaster
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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