What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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