there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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