the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i think i have herpe
just one?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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