Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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