Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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