I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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