omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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I'm too high and old for this...
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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