This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Pants are for mortals
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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