Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?