If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I think your dad took our porno
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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