There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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