apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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