My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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