WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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