What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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