Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
