I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
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My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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