Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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